I want you to be over the moon with your truffle purchase. I want you to go singing from the roof-tops that everyone should be eating truffles and that the only place to buy them is at Mister Truffle.
If you have any problems
You know what that means? Simple, if you are ever think your truffles don’t cut the mustard I will replace them for you. The only time I’d ever expect this to happen in practice is when you slice open a big truffle and a bug has found it’s way in. They are a natural product, and live in the earth, so this can occcasionally happen. But just remember, I’m here to help.
What you need to do
Email me immediately to tell me that you’ve got a problem with your truffles.
Truffles do have a notoriously short shelf life, so please check them as soon as they arrive. They’ll be in their plastic casing but you can look at them and check they look OK. When you open them, you’ll be able to smell them immediately.
It seems obvious, but if you do leave it 2 weeks to use your truffle and then email me saying it’s gone off, I’ll probably just send you on a biology course to teach you about nature.
